Like every few minutes I just hear a splash of water come from the vase on the counter and look over and theres the fish chilling towards the top
and it’s almost one in the morning and it’s really quiet so it scares the shit out of me every time
and it’s like
CHARLES?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP
(Yes he named it Charles? the question mark is part of the name so you have to say it in a questioning tone every time)
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